Workplace: the final frontier.
These are the voyages of an employee from the Enterprise.
His twenty-five-year mission: to explore strange new bugs in the code,
to give it new life, so that new civilizations
wouldn't leave Earth at once after looking at it, to boldly go
where no man in his right mind has opened the source before!
I mean, this is a (greatly shortened) list of my failures as a software engineer.
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Hard and Rigid is better than Soft and Limp
A failure involving chain of references so long it took me months to follow to the source of the bug.
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Two Concurrent Life Sentences for Parallel Code
A failure of trying to go out of my head with so many cores.