if [[ "$USER_TYPE" == "Jerry" ]]; then
echo "Access Denied. Go mow the lawn or something, Jerry."
curl -X POST https://multiverse.api/v1/eject/dimension/C-137 2>/dev/null
exit 137
else
echo "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! Welcome to my codebase."
echo "Remember: Don't be a Jerry. Read the damn LICENSE."
fiWho am I?
"Fuck, yeah, just like Batman, Morty, just like Batman! I might not have any fancy superpowers, but who needs 'em when you've got sheer stubbornness and a drive to make the world a slightly less awful place. I know I can't fix all the endless chaos out there, but hey, that’s not gonna stop me from trying. And who knows, maybe one day I'll outwit that goody-two-shoes Superman. Ha! Now that would be something Morty!
Yeah get this Superman! Fuck, that feels good!
Skills
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Red "DevSecOps+ and all that other stuff, Morty. When I say I love freedom, I’m not talking about broken windows or rotten fruit. I’m talking about Open Source, Linux, Unix and the other shit! FUCK. Morty! Did you understand me Morty? Morty? – the real deal Morty, the real deal! Not that Windows or Apple crap, trying to suck every last penny out of you while you’re stuck in their shiny, hollow world. Thats Fuck Morty, i dont want to die so!
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Languages – html(5), xml, css³, php, js, typescript, python, perl, smalltalk, c, sql (Mysql, MariaDB, PostGre) and some other but not fluently, Morty … Pfft, I’ve got ‘em all covered on , Morty. Oh, and yeah, I speak some human languages too: German, English, Turkish – and some others (not fluent), but don’t expect me to write Shakespeare ... you know where the timemachine stands, Morty!
How to Request Help / Report Issues
Listen up, Morty! You wanna ask for help or report an issue, don't just throw some half-assed garbage at me like you're scribbling on a napkin, alright? I ain't got time for that! Give me details, Morty, like system specs, error messages, the works! You think I’m a mind reader? Fuck off, wrong universe, Morty! You leave out the important stuff, I’ll ignore your issue faster than I can down this flask! So don’t be an idiot, give me something I can work with, or get the hell outta my codebase! Understand?
How to Avoid Being a Complete Idiot (Especially with Code)
Hey Morty! Let me spell it out for you, nice and slow: DON’T. STEAL. MY. CODE. You think copying someone else's work and slapping your name on it makes you clever? No, Morty, it makes you a colossal idiot.
Wanna know what happens when you pull that crap? I'll find you faster than a pissed-off Jerry with a grudge and an internet connection. And when I do, you’ll wish you had spent more time reading the LICENSE file and less time being a lazy sack of garbage. Oh, and pro tip: 'Ctrl+C' is not a substitute for actual skills.
Look, Morty, we live in a universe of infinite possibilities. Infinite. So why the hell would you waste yours being the punchline to a bad joke? Use the code responsibly, follow the damn rules, and maybe—just maybe—you won’t end up on the wrong end of my verbal disintegrator. Get it, Morty? Good.
Important
my private github account where I invent, transform, create, and destroy! "No Support" for Orgas here! Use Orga`s request, please!
Released
| Version | Name | Date | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0.1.0 | First Light | 2026-01-01 | Initial release, just the beginning |
| 0.2.0 | Bug Hunt | 2026-01-15 | Minor fixes, added basic logging |
| 0.3.0 | Chaos Mode | 2026-02-01 | First experimental features added |
| 0.4.0 | Stealth Ops | 2026-02-08 | Security improvements, hidden goodies |
Last Fixes / Updates
| Date | Fix / Update | Author | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-02-07 | Brain bug patch | Volkan | ✅ Fixed |
| 2026-02-06 | Proxy fetcher update | BadTin | ✅ Tested |
| 2026-02-05 | Minor UI adjustments | Volkan | ✅ Fixed |
| 2026-02-04 | Database schema tweak | BadTin | ⚠ In review |
Organisations
| Organisation | Type | GitHub |
|---|---|---|
| AiCodeCraft | AI | AiCodeCraft |
| Codey-LAB | LAB | Codey-LAB |
| Command-n-Conquer | MORTY | Command-n-Conquer |
| EmojiQL | FUN-EDU | EmojiQL |
| ESOL-License | ESOL | ESOL-License |
| koeniglichepost | GAME | koeniglichepost |
| MiniGreX | LEAD | MiniGreX |
| NemesisCyberForce | SEC/LEAD | NemesisCyberForce |
| PDF-CVE | SEC-FUN | PDF-CVE |
| RustySafe | GAME-LAB | RustySafe |
| SDCPT | SECRET-LAB | SDCPT |
| System-Hell-Provocation | SATIRE | System-Hell-Provocation |
| Wall-of-Shames | ANTI-BITCH | Wall-of-Shames |
Misc
| Item | Description | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Codey Pet | Angry SVG pet on GitHub | 🐾 Active |
| Stats Automation | GitHub stars & repo stats | ✅ Running |
| Brain.bug.log | Last 30 logs from CI | 🔍 Monitoring |
| Meme Vault | Collection of Evil Morty memes | 😎 Secret |
| Fun Fact | Grandmas feel my aura | 💥 True |
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Own Public Repositories: 123
- ⭐ Active Stars: 614
- 💎 Archived Stars: 68
- 🌟 Total Own Stars: 682
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Forked Public Repositories: 78
- ⭐ Active Stars: 74
- 💎 Archived Stars: 0
- 🌟 Total Fork Stars: 74
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🎯 Grand Total Stars: 756
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[ brain_bug.logs] 80% of the world is trash & debug. We are the other 20%. Project Driven by EmojiQL (PinkyDB Engineering) | NCF | Licensed under MIT + ESOL.v1.1 - Stop the flex.