index.html

[westernsoul21]

<title>Jollof Inu: The Spiciest Meme Coin on the Blockchain</title> <style> body { font-family: Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #fff3e0; color: #333; margin: 0; padding: 0; line-height: 1.6; } header { background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #ff5722, #f44336); color: white; text-align: center; padding: 100px 20px; position: relative; } header h1 { font-size: 3em; margin: 0; } .buy-button { background-color: #ffc107; color: #333; padding: 15px 30px; font-size: 1.2em; border: none; border-radius: 5px; cursor: pointer; animation: pulse 1.5s infinite; } @Keyframes pulse { 0% { transform: scale(1); } 50% { transform: scale(1.05); } 100% { transform: scale(1); } } section { padding: 50px 20px; max-width: 1200px; margin: 0 auto; } h2 { color: #ff5722; text-align: center; } ul { list-style-type: none; padding: 0; } li { margin: 10px 0; } .infographic { text-align: center; margin: 20px 0; } .roadmap { display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center; } .milestone { background: #ffebee; border: 1px solid #ff5722; padding: 10px; margin: 10px 0; width: 80%; text-align: center; } footer { background: #333; color: white; text-align: center; padding: 20px; font-size: 0.8em; } .social-links a { color: white; margin: 0 10px; text-decoration: none; } /* Placeholder for images */ .placeholder-img { background: #ddd; height: 200px; width: 100%; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; margin: 20px 0; font-style: italic; } </style>

<!-- Hero Section -->
<header>
    <h1>Jollof Inu: The Spiciest Meme Coin on the Blockchain 🌶️🍚🐕</h1>
   <video width="100%" height="300" controls poster="poster-image.jpg">

grok_video_2025-09-19-20-04-40.mp4. Buy Now

<!-- Welcome Section -->
<section id="welcome">
    <h2>Welcome to the Flavor Revolution</h2>
    <p>Tired of bland coins that leave your wallet drier than overcooked rice? Enter <strong>Jollof Inu</strong>—the meme coin that's part Shiba spice, part West African swagger. We're not just crypto; we're a full-on feast for your gains. Why settle for doge when you can have <em>doge with dope</em>? Our token's got more heat than a Lagos street food stall, and it's about to set your portfolio on fire (the good kind, not the rug-pull kind). 🚀</p>
    <div class="placeholder-img">Scrolling animation: Shiba pup chasing plantains on blockchain. Add your animation here!</div>
</section>

<!-- Why Section -->
<section id="why">
    <h2>Why Jollof Inu? Because Boring Coins Are for Basic Bitches</h2>
    <ul>
        <li><strong>Spice Over Hype</strong>: Powered by real West African vibes—think Ghana vs. Nigeria jollof debates, but in token form. Every transaction adds a dash of flavor to our community pot.</li>
        <li><strong>Tokenomics That Slap</strong>: 1 billion $JOLLOF total supply. 50% liquidity locked tighter than grandma's recipe book. 20% burned (for that smoky taste). 30% for marketing stunts like "Jollof Drops" airdrops.</li>
        <li><strong>Meme Magic</strong>: Our Shiba chef isn't just cute—he's got moves. Watch him flip pancakes... er, pancakes of profit. (Pro tip: HODL during rice shortages for 10x moons.)</li>
    </ul>
    <div class="infographic placeholder-img">Infographic: Flame icon, locked safe, rocket dog. Pie chart like a plate of rice. Add your graphic here!</div>
</section>

<!-- Squad Section -->
<section id="squad">
    <h2>The Jollof Inu Squad: Join the Cookout</h2>
    <p>We're building a global crew of flavor fanatics. From Accra coders to Brooklyn ballers, if you love rice, dogs, and gains, you're family. Upcoming drops:</p>
    <ul>
        <li><strong>Jollof NFT Collection</strong>: 10,000 unique pups with traits like "Extra Pepper Eyes" or "Plantain Armor." First 100 holders get a real-life jollof recipe cookbook (NFT-gated, obvs).</li>
        <li><strong>Charity Spice</strong>: 5% of fees go to food security in West Africa. Because good crypto tastes better when it feeds the world.</li>
        <li><strong>Meme Battles</strong>: Weekly Twitter roasts—winner gets $JOLLOF rain. Bring your A-game or get sauced.</li>
    </ul>
    <div class="placeholder-img">Grid of memes: Dogs in kente cloth, jollof pyramids. Add your images here!</div>
    <button>Join Discord</button>
</section>

<!-- Roadmap Section -->
<section id="roadmap">
    <h2>Roadmap: From Rice Paddy to Moon Landing</h2>
    <div class="roadmap">
        <div class="milestone">Q4 2025: Launch + Viral TikTok challenges (#JollofChallenge—dance like your gains depend on it).</div>
        <div class="milestone">Q1 2026: DEX listings and partnerships with African fintechs. (Shhh, rumors of a Jollof Inu food truck tour.)</div>
        <div class="milestone">Q2 2026: Metaverse kitchen—cook virtual jollof, stake for real yields.</div>
        <div class="milestone">Beyond: Mars colony? Only if they serve jollof.</div>
    </div>
    <div class="placeholder-img">Timeline as recipe card: Cooking steps like "Preheat Wallet." Add your graphic here!</div>
</section>

<!-- Get In Section -->
<section id="get-in">
    <h2>Get In on the Gravy Train</h2>
    <p>Don't be the friend who shows up late to the cookout—empty plate, full FOMO. Grab your $JOLLOF now on <a href="https://uniswap.org">Uniswap</a> or our DEX. Wallet ready? Appetite whetted? Let's turn that crypto hunger into moon-sized meals.</p>
</section>

<!-- Disclaimer -->
<section id="disclaimer">
    <p><strong>Disclaimer</strong>: Not financial advice. Just spicy vibes. May cause uncontrollable cravings and 100x gains. DYOR, or at least Google "jollof recipe" first. 😏</p>
</section>

<!-- Footer -->
<footer>
    <div class="social-links">
        <a href="https://twitter.com">Twitter</a>
        <a href="https://telegram.org">Telegram</a>
        <a href="https://instagram.com">IG</a>
    </div>
    <p>Jollof Inu pup: "To the moon... but first, seconds?" Powered by Ethereum. Smells amazing.</p>
</footer>