feat: add Metrics dashboard and Easter eggs galore New pages: - Metrics: Velocity charts, Vetinari Index, future metrics roadmap - The-Turtle-Moves: Great A'Tuin and the foundation of Intent - Hogswatch: The annual code freeze and the Belief Engine - DEATH: Documentation reconciliation (HE SPEAKS IN CAPS) Updated: - Home: Link to Metrics, corrected total (207 issues) - Sidebar: New Metrics section at top Easter eggs hidden: 6 total (The-Great-God-Om, The-Clacks, L-Space, The-Turtle-Moves, Hogswatch, DEATH) Issue #333 created for cross-project metrics aggregation. Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.5 <noreply@anthropic.com>

martymcenroe committed Feb 5, 2026