adding descriptions for pages

gregology · gregology · commit 3ba8190b3dc7 · 2026-03-24T18:28:54.000-04:00
diff --git a/about.md b/about.md
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ title: About
 layout: page
 comments: True
 licence: Creative Commons
+description: "Greg Clarke is a sentient being. Australian, Canadian, software developer, army veteran, sailor, cat person."
 redirect_from:
   - /about/philosophies/
 ---
diff --git a/api/index.md b/api/index.md
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ title: Greg API
 subtitle: My public social media data
 author: greg
 layout: page
+description: "JSON dumps of my tweets, Reddit posts, and Wikipedia edits."
 ---
 
 * [Tweets](tweets.json)
diff --git a/bucket.md b/bucket.md
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ title: Bucket List
 layout: page
 comments: True
 licence: Creative Commons
+description: "Things I want to do before I die. Tracked with a live countdown of my estimated remaining lifespan."
 ---
 
 <div id='time-alive'> </div>
diff --git a/codex.md b/codex.md
@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ licence: Creative Commons
 title: Codex Vitae
 signed: True
 subtitle: An exercise in metacognition
+description: "My beliefs, principles, and predictions in a public document. Updated when I change my mind. Hold me accountable."
 redirect_from:
   - /blueprint
   - /codexvitae
diff --git a/compass.md b/compass.md
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ layout: page
 comments: True
 chart: True
 licence: Creative Commons
+description: "I take the Political Compass test every six months and chart the results. So far I'm drifting left."
 ---
 
 Every 6 months I take the [Political Compass test](https://www.politicalcompass.org/test) to see how my beliefs drift over time. Here are the results so far.
diff --git a/deprecated.md b/deprecated.md
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ layout: page
 comments: False
 licence: Creative Commons
 title: Deprecated Projects
+description: "Old projects I've retired. Emoji social network, hand signal protocol, DNS ad blocker, and more."
 ---
 
 ### [Oasis DNS](https://github.com/gregology/oasis_dns)
diff --git a/packages.md b/packages.md
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ title: Maintained Packages
 layout: page
 comments: True
 licence: Creative Commons
+description: "Open source Python and Ruby packages I maintain, including Document Polluter for detecting ML bias."
 ---
 
 Some packages that Greg maintains.
diff --git a/patents.md b/patents.md
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ title: Invented Patents
 layout: page
 comments: True
 licence: Creative Commons
+description: "Patents I've invented for detecting ML bias and server load balancing during flash sales."
 ---
 
 ### Systems & Methods for Detecting Non-causal Dependencies in Machine Learning Models
diff --git a/reference/bash_profile.md b/reference/bash_profile.md
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 title: .zshrc and .bash_profile
 disqus: yep
 layout: page
+description: "My shell config. Aliases, prompt customization, and useful functions I've collected."
 ---
 {% raw %}
 Useful aliases and alike from my `.zshrc`
diff --git a/reference/conspiracies.md b/reference/conspiracies.md
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 title: Conspiracy Theories
 disqus: yep
 layout: page
+description: "Original conspiracy theories I've made up. Mosquitos are flies with their armour off, and other science."
 ---
 
 ## The fly mosquito theory
diff --git a/reference/dicktionary.md b/reference/dicktionary.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Dicktionary
 layout: page
+description: "The largest list of penis euphemisms on the internet. Community submitted."
 redirect_from:
   - /reference/Dicktionary
   - /Reference/Dicktionary
diff --git a/reference/funnyoneliners.md b/reference/funnyoneliners.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Funny One-Liners
 layout: page
+description: "One-liners I've found funny enough to save."
 ---
 
 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?  
diff --git a/reference/funnysayings.md b/reference/funnysayings.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Funny Sayings
 layout: page
+description: "Sayings and expressions I've collected. Mostly Australian."
 ---
 Lights on, door open, nobody at home
 
diff --git a/reference/gazillion.md b/reference/gazillion.md
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 title: Gazillion
 layout: page
 disqus: yep
+description: "How much is a gazillion? The etymology of -illion and every number name up to 10^3003."
 redirect_from:
   - /GregologicalStudies/gazillion
   - /GregologicalStudies/Gazillion
diff --git a/reference/genarrsis.md b/reference/genarrsis.md
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 title: Genarrsis
 disqus: yep
 layout: page
+description: "The book of Genesis retold in pirate. In the beginning, Cap'n created the heaven and the earth. Arrrr."
 redirect_from:
   - /GregologicalStudies/Genarrsis
   - /GregologicalStudies/genarrsis
diff --git a/reference/guide-to-chivalry.md b/reference/guide-to-chivalry.md
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 title: Guide to chivalry
 disqus: yep
 layout: page
+description: "A visual guide to being chivalrous in modern times."
 ---
 ### Greg&#8217;s Guide to Chivalry
 
diff --git a/reference/index.md b/reference/index.md
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ title: Reference Tools
 subtitle: Like Wikipedia but not useful
 author: greg
 layout: page
+description: "Euphemisms, conspiracy theories, prime numbers, chivalry tips, and other things I've catalogued over the years."
 ---
 
 * [Conspiracy Theories](conspiracies/)
diff --git a/reference/koumpounophobia.md b/reference/koumpounophobia.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Koumpounophobia
 disqus: yep
+description: "Support and information for people with koumpounophobia, the fear of buttons."
 redirect_from:
   - /health/koumpounophobia/
   - /Health/Koumpounophobia/
diff --git a/reference/menstruationary.md b/reference/menstruationary.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Menstruationary
 layout: page
+description: "The largest list of menstruation euphemisms on the internet. Community submitted."
 ---
  The largest list of menstruation euphemisms  
 
diff --git a/reference/phlegm.md b/reference/phlegm.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Guide to Phlegm
 layout: page
+description: "Does milk actually cause phlegm when you're sick? I looked into it."
 ---
 ### Greg&#8217;s Guide to Milk and Phlegm
 
diff --git a/reference/pi-cheatsheet.md b/reference/pi-cheatsheet.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Raspberry Pi Cheatsheet
 layout: page
+description: "Quick reference for Raspberry Pi setup. Wifi config, SSH, static IP, and common commands."
 redirect_from:
   - /pi
 ---
diff --git a/reference/power-of-2.md b/reference/power-of-2.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Power of 2
 layout: page
+description: "Every power of 2 from 2^0 to 2^1024."
 ---
 
 <!-- 
diff --git a/reference/primes-base-10.md b/reference/primes-base-10.md
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 ---
 title: Decimal prime numbers
-decription: List of prime numbers in decimal from 0 to 1 million
+description: "Every prime number from 0 to 1,000,000 in base 10."
 layout: page
 ---
 
diff --git a/reference/primes-base-2.md b/reference/primes-base-2.md
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 ---
 title: First 2¹⁶ prime numbers in base 2
-decription: List of prime numbers in binary from 0 to 2¹⁶
+description: "The first 2^16 prime numbers in binary. I couldn't find this anywhere so I made it."
 layout: page
 redirect_from:
   - reference/primes/
diff --git a/reference/sextionary.md b/reference/sextionary.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Sextionary
 layout: page
+description: "The largest list of sex euphemisms on the internet. Community submitted."
 ---
  The largest list of sex euphemisms  
 
diff --git a/reference/vagitionary.md b/reference/vagitionary.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Vagitionary
 layout: page
+description: "The largest list of vagina euphemisms on the internet. Community submitted."
 ---
  The largest list of sex euphemisms  
 
diff --git a/reference/women.md b/reference/women.md
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: Guide to women
 layout: page
+description: "A thorough guide to understanding women."
 ---
 ### Greg&#8217;s Guide to Women
 
diff --git a/resume.md b/resume.md
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@ comments: False
 signed: True
 licence: Creative Commons
 title: Résumé
+description: "Staff engineer building AI-assisted developer tooling. Python, GCP, LLMs, and infrastructure automation."
 clippy_help: It looks like you're trying to hire Greg. Consider paying him in cheese 🧀 It's his favourite food!
 ---
 
diff --git a/secure.md b/secure.md
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ comments: False
 signed: True
 licence: Creative Commons
 title: Secure Contact
+description: "Contact Greg via Signal, Telegram, or email. GPG public key included for encrypted communication."
 redirect_from:
   - /contact
   - /Contact
diff --git a/timeline.md b/timeline.md
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ subtitle: A brief history of milestones from my life
 layout: page
 comments: True
 licence: Creative Commons
+description: "Major life events from 1983 to now, with a live counter showing how long I've been alive."
 ---
 
 <div id='time-alive'> </div>
